Spencer, i got 488 in Arcade mode in Fruit Ninja, try to beat that~ haha

i feel i could open a tax practice using TurboTax alone...probably would need MS Office as well

Had a shitty start for a Saturday morning

Good morning muda fockers

night night muda fockers

Won't be able to get off on time, shit

Bob pooped three times and pee'ed one time in our home in the past two weeks, damn you snow

Want to go see Linkin Park concert, but it's probably not good for pregnant woman

Jersey Shore just keeps getting better and better

shit internet down