For a few minutes this morning I was happy cause the traffic w was light, until I realized that I was driving in the wrong direction

Just watched Due Date, so good~

Are there two Captain America movies coming out next year??? This one has better cast and Iron Man in it!

taking a nap in the office restroom. a black dude came in to pee and it woke me up cause his pee was so loud and epic

super bowl ads are best on the planet

Bob has not been in a good mood today

puppy bowl is on!

the weather is beautiful

frequent shitting made me lost a few pounds, hell yeah

been farting like a boss for the entire evening, damn