Gas is so darn expensive mother f*cker

The cast in real world are either psycho, slut, or muscular without a bit of brains

Thai House is good and def worth the long wait for hours.

How many people have you fooled so far today

(_!_) =Normal Ass (__!__) =Big Ass (!) =Tight Ass (_?_) =Dumb Ass (_E=MC2_) =Smart Ass (_X_) =Kiss My Ass

10 consecutive days of 15-hr work day, in return I got 300 bonus.

My office is holding a "tax Olympics", I had no idea what that is so I asked my co-worker "what is this sex Olympics about?"....#FML + #Fail

I finally can say good night to the building guard when I leave work, instead of good morning

Yeah! No more work til the AM days! Gonna be all work til 11:59PM days from now on.

i grew lots of grey/white hair due to the crazy hours of the past week