The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

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