plurk time is almost over...again
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths.
People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life
A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by its own farts
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow