I don't like WebRing cause I don't get them!

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

coffee time

Naff - If something is naff, it is basically uncool. You could use it to tell someone to naff off, a politer way of telling them to f*** off

Mutt's nuts - is fantastic or excellent. "The Mutt's" is another way of saying the "Dog's Bollocks"!

Calgon take me away!

acho acho acho acho

awake but has to go clean her trashed lower half of her house, maybe time for blogs and photos later

when she can't figure out excel