when you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

hi!

Man made cliffhangers so he could make others suffer.

kung hindi pa tumaas ung karma ko, ewan na lang talaga.

If nothing is impossible, then I guess I do the impossible every day.

'Butt' and 'monkey' are two of the most comically charged words. It's only natural that together they would form the supremest of hilarity.

when the going gets tough, the tough make the others do the job.

There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it.

I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna $%@*&#^ swear a lot.

southpark will always put the FUN in dysfunctional