whaddup peeps?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

He who laughs last didn't get it

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

i need karma!!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!