masarapa ng panahon

Honesty is the best image.

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.