Sister texts me she’s ready for me to come pick her up I say I’m here she takes 15 minutes to come out I might murder her

Ocean of pdf is down 💔

@manatees - Hello I need to like revive my timeline ...no one did this rip

The world needs a swan lake remake

My djonan djay playlist (with djo and conan gray) has grown oh no it’s not just the two babies anymore

If anyone ever need matching bg hmu im goated not to toot my own horn

Found random blood spots on my mattress topper hi

There truly is nothing gayer than being a mermaid bru

No matter how lesbian you think you are there’s always going to be a mermaid who is 1000X more lesbian than you

Chappell Roan made a music video about a comphet mermaid and made out with said mermaid under water and people still call her a fake lesbian and queer baiting bruh