Like we’re all just animals mammals whatever the fuck humans have no moral superiority over any other animal the orcas are sinking boats

Saw someone on Twitter say sex was designed for marriage and only marriage my brother in christ have you ever heard of an elephant seal

Stomach gurgled so coherently I swear it just said a word

HILARIA WENT HOME IN DWTS thank GAWD

TA says “don’t mind the letters” as he writes in code on my exam, essentially grading me, but I got a letter different than my classmates and so either I’m just absolutely goated (unlikely) or I really fucked up somewhere

Imagine a fight like in Scott pilgrim vs the world and it’s Will Toledo and taylor swift

Beach life in death you will always be famous to me

Car seat headrest my baby oh my baby

Hi hi I have to study I don’t want to

Somehow I’m being sucked into the Pitt like the hospital show and that stupid age gap ship I haven’t even watched it but I’m compelled