Just slept for like 6 hours hello
Almost certain I have ringworm I’m gonna cry
Never been a fan of someone like I’m a fan of Joe keery it’s like everything he does is with the purpose of being slutty bru and I love it
Convinced myself my friends birthday party was yesterday instead of today but I SLEPT THROUGH like most of Friday and I woke up like ohhhh shit I missed the party sent her frantic I’m sorry texts all that jazz and then I realize the party is on today Saturday. And I sent the texts at like 3 am BLAHAHA oop
Crazy that when people ask me for my age I have to say “22” like that shouldn’t be real
Found a fic with criminally low kudos oh gawd
Cow wouldn’t get into trailer, got poop and birth fluids/mucus all over me and IN MY HAIR LIKE SNOT IN MY HAIR BUT FROM THE VAGINA AFTER BIRTH BRUHHHH

LOOK HOW CUTE