Nothing like slipping into a freshly washed pair of jeans.
Can't understand these oddballs who never wash them.

I am going to bed.
I have finished my whisky.
I have finished my film.
I am now tired. Goodnight cruel world.

Cuts to all the services which the vulnerable depend on to fund expensive unnecessary boats for the Royals? Gove is such a typical Tory!

Am watching Terry Gilliam's 'The Brothers Grimm' on iplayer.
I have whisky and curry.
I am cat on legs.
I am content.

I have lit a smelly candle. Apple and Cinammon. Left over stock at Spar going cheap

It takes around 5 months to grow peanuts. It takes me 5 minutes to demolish a 360g bag of dry roasted. nomnomnom

Right then. Off to the shops. Need juice and veggie sausages for breakfast. Catch you later aligators!

For the lowly flatworm, penis fencing is no laughing matter!
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That ostrich over there? It is totally into you!
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Love today's news story about the tunnel to the cashpoint machine. 6 months to build and little money in there at the end! LOL!!!