that insomnia is the second most annoying thing that could happen to a person after 4:00 a.m.

What's blue and smells like red paint

Man. Ben folds is really depressing

it was Wednesday NEXT week.

Jamie: "Why is Peter naked every time I look at the TV?" Me: "He... likes being naked."

After a lengthy discussion here at work, it's been officially decided: Unicorns poop marshmallows, fart rainbows, and throw up glitter.

leftover crock pot pasta fagioli for lunch yum

Shortie Jamie just asked me to grab her stool from the top shelf so she could reach something high up. Oh the irony.

it's a crock pot day

how he should waste time on this lazy Sunday