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the skin on my hands is so dry it's cracking

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making Jamie listen to Tom Waits

You should be able to buy David Sedaris for a day. He comes to your house and makes witty observations...

Quote of the day: "you look like you're about to put in some goggles and drive a 1920's automobile."

"I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'"

We made Obama's chili recipe today. Delicious!

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I'm making pitas, and it's awesome! they puff up like dough balloons in the oven