A sense of humor makes a man handsome.

"Hindi niya kasalanang maganda siya. Kasalanan mo yan dahil insecure ka."

A bad personality can make even the most attractive person ugly.

Get over yourself. She's only with you because she can't get me, duh.

me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute

Wag mo akong ikumpara sa EX mo, dahil kung mas ok siya edi sana KAYO pa.

Mas BASAG pa yung UGALI mo kaysa sa BOSES ni ANNE CURTIS.

Mr. Paasa + Ms. Tanga = NGANGA.

i get awkward when someone compliments me and idk what to say
someone: you look pretty today
me: happy birthday

that awkward moment when you got carried away with your favorite music.