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might not attend the first 3 days of school
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult
Son if you really want something in this life you have to work for it Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers Homer Simpson
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings