so I said to some highschool buddies that I wear my heart on my sleeve, I take it all back wow how can some people reveal so much about themselves on Facebook just how.

Kim from Rusland is so hot especially decked out in shiny armor /yells into the wind

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh wry do I make such a fool of myself in front of people I want to impress

Thank you fan fiction and Bucky Barnes for making me walk into Starbucks today wow life is good

people who talk like the posh characters in English murder shows exist! in pymble!
"Scotland has SUCH long days! It was SO lovely!"

I just want good stucky fics why are there so few ;o;

The sign of a great father? "I will really kick you out if you don't fill this census already and I get fined for it"

reading a 100k+ gen Captain America:TFA fic and it's good I just really miss Bucky ;o;

that moment when a white guy says he's reasonable then says he thinks I'd look better in a bikini than a burkini. didn't ask for your opinion thank you.

Saitamaaaaaaaa