Malcolm shows off his certificate of completion and his truck. pi.pe/-i27u2l

absolutely nooooo idea where his daughter got such a deeply refined sense of sarcasm. None. Nada. Zip.

FaceTime: Impressing kids with trans-kitchen video calls since 2010.

Ahhh.... Whiteboard catharsis.

Guess who lost his first tooth right after the movie today?

COFFEE!

Getting ready to spend the day volunteering at the Durham Boys & Girls club with my coworkers.

Latkes and Cincinnati Chili for dinner. Why yes we did defrost our freezer this weekend.

OMG! A Hyundai Elantra with spinners.

AT&T Premier Online Store 2, Apple Online Store 0. Let's hope AT&T actually delivers them on the 24th.