Director cut! This bootcamp has just gotten silly.

Too many choices!

My current iPhone lock screen.

Hot sauce on a late lunch of fried oysters. #idonthaveaproblem

More hot sauce on breakfast. #idonthaveaproblem

Everyone puts hit sauce on their lunch, right? #idonthaveaproblem

Everyone puts hot sauce on their cucumbers, right? #idonthaveaproblem

Everyone put hot sauce on their breakfast, right? #idonthaveaproblem

Flickering florescent above cubicle == massive headache.

The first step is admitting you have a problem...