Whoa. Inbox Zero. Or at least no unread messages and no outstanding replies I need to make that I know of...

Dear Julia Roberts/GMA, If I promise to take my wife to see "Eat, Pray, Love", will you stop doing "stories" hyping it every morning?

"It's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear"

Who-hoo! My first Geocache hide is active: ping.fm/sGqgn

I'm sorry ma'am, this is a one delay or less line. You may EITHER pay with a check OR tell the bagger how to do their job. Not both.

Just had to shoo a tree frog out of Laura's van.

Here comes the rain...

Here comes the rain...

Now THAT is a three-wolf shirt worth wearing.

I think some of the paint from the pool rubbed off..