If a horror/survival movie has a primarily female cast, one will be the designated 'traumatized widow/sister' that the rest are on this outdoorsy trip to help, because they can't just enjoy the outdoors, and you will wonder why you didn't just watch The Descent instead

Cheapo drugstore coffeemaker breaks = ah well, thank you for your years of service, guess I'm pulling out the back-up for a while

Expensive coffeemaker I got for free breaks = you bastard, I will pry you apart, if not to fix you, then out of sheer spite

about the color coding here

being put on alert and then left waiting...

a bit potato-ish today

beans and ham, ham and beans 🫘 👌

seashells by the seashore

like I'm watching a slow suicide & can't do a damn thing about it

you thought I was joking?

it'll be plurkified soon enough