never take what you have for granted because there is always someone that has nothing and wishes they could be you everyday

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV -homer simpson

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"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer

True love is when you shed a tear and still want him

an intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. -Brock Blassingame