People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

An idea is salvation by imagination.

Truth, like surgery, may hurt, but it cures.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone, and irrational as a headless hen.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.