Britains fattest woman ate herself to death

Dreamt Manslave and me got 1.6 million dollars frm a pair of bimbo blondes with the help of an ahpek who looks like Tony Leung, but old.

The Geylang Lorong 15 Carnage. Damage done by just the two of us!

Just woke up from the most beautiful dream ever. Cascading waterfalls which doubled up as waterslides. An infinity pool at least 10X MBS's,

reamt me and Manslave went to India, bumped into my aunts who were running a mama shop (wtf?) and I got molested but we apprehended the guy

Watching Locked Up Abroad on Nat Geo Channel. So damn glad i'm S'porean and am in Singapore.

Playing BBQ Pro on the iTouch and getting a craving for BBQ food. Argh.

Waldo, the kitten, sleeping at the bottom of a bookshelf. Mad cute!

I hate clearing my backlog of tweets. Why can't they just playback in my dreams?

I love ruok and i love my new moleskin notebook! Muacks.