JaceFuse They don't always have to be lies. Check out thedailywtf.

SteveMoser So the credit for teaching me everything I know should go to the Soviet Union? That sounds sketchy... #flamebait

JaneTV I don't know how I missed the good news earlier, but congratulations on the Fiesta!

rboyce That's a little too creepy for my taste. It's a funny idea, though.

rboyce blindsquirrel42 FriskyKitty82 No bandolier of carrots for me, either. Damn. Thirty minutes into AFD and I'm already depressed.

justincox Why? It's a great lesson in why trust is a weakness. Get pulled in by an April Fool's joke already? TPB, perhaps?

Congratulations to mokudekiru, ercetera, and bnookala for winning their respective positions! tyeh26 and danfreedman: It's been great.

infraredflower On the other hand, I didn't know that elections were also a valid comedic platform...

infraredflower The effects are felt more directly, too. There's no reason why they shouldn't be.

Cue "Hail to the Chief." It's ACM Election Night...