danfreedman Save the drinking until after you fix the problem. You don't want to make things worse.

nickschwab You're afraid of a puppet? That's one disturbed childhood you've got in your past...

For the record, Microsoft Word is not a valid web development tool. (Related: My brother has to develop a "web site" for school. Fail.)

monsula I made that connection just a little while ago. It's motivation to eat healthier, too. "Want to look good in this? Avoid me!"

Today's accomplishments: Finding thongs with the frozen goods, long phone calls with friends, plans for tomorrow. In short, a good day.

KeriDeHerrera I still say it. And if I am the standard by which all things are to be considered cool, "w00t!" is definitely "very cool."

bnookala Surprisingly, no.

I may have stumbled upon a life form of lower intelligence, but with the basic underpinnings of the English language. This must be explored.

functor No, they were the real thing. Sorry to burst your bubble...

DonAtPoundCS I'll give you props for the music selection.