Friends, my mom just scared the life out of me. I'm playing video games in the dark on my laptop with my headphones on and suddenly there is a face above my screen and omg, I think I may have had a heart attack

IT IS 4AM AND Y AM I NOT SLEEPING

I am sick and on vacation. What is this shit? I need my voice back by Tuesday afternoon, please?

I had forgotten how annoying cats are when they are in heat. I had blocked this out for years and now Bitey Cat is in heat and making me nutso

[TMI Theater] Thought i just had a stomach ache, but no.

My best gen2s

I just feel like Buzzfeed and Tumblr really get me sometimes (And Plurk just gets on my nerves for making me have to do this plurk 4 times)

Acquired new hat!

HEY. HEY GUYS. ILU ALL, sorry for being a social media ghosty sometimes

No, Plurk, stop showing me my own name and plurk when I hover over other people's plurk names. I WANNA KNOW WHO THEY ARE, I KNOW WHO I AM (mostly)