$Odias cuando eres despertado por el sonido de una mosca volando por tu cabeza? Tengo la dicha que mate la mosca, aunque ahora no

Me acaban de llamar unos pastores de mexico, que quieren venir al EMQ pero necesitan hospedaje. ?Puedes serles de bendicion a ellos?

!Estoy que vendo mi carro y me compro un helicoptero por causa de todo este traffico! La gasolina vale casi lo mismo que combustible aero

This traffic makes me wanna sell my car n buy a helicopter. Gas is just as expensive as jet fuel!

Diablo corre y huye xq las mujeres que estan saliendo ahora de El Rey Jesus, te van a cortar la cabeza, los pies y todo lo demas

Last week everyone would say: "Godbless, Godwilling, bless and Thank God. This week i have yet 2 hear it! Passover/Easter is over

Anyone know a person who repairs refrigerators? My fridge at the store is only blowing hot air. Call/text me 7862453514 thanks

"Why do they call it Good Friday, if an innocent man was beaten and nailed to a cross"- Andy Mineo andymineo Thanks Jesus 4 endur

I wonder if facebook CEO Mark Z. Blocks, hacks, pranks or bullies all the people who bullied him growing up? GeekPayback

Does Anybody know someone who lives across the marlins stadium im looking 4 parking 4 opening day?