[hp] You know that thing toddlers do where as soon as they’re in a car or w/e they take their shoes off and then whine when the adult tries to put them back on? Imagine trying to do that with baby Tonks or Teddy and they just change the shape of their feet so the shoes don’t fit
[mysterious chronic illness time] wow you know what super duper helps me just feel absolutely fantastic???? My period. Oh wait no it does the opposite of that.