"Early to bed and early to rise makes a lady healthy, wealthy, and wise. Good night to you, Great One!" - Kagamine
"Hugging a tree..." - Kagamine
"I purchased 26 coins for 26 coins. I think it was a fair deal." - Kagamine
violated by meh cousins ... godville made it better though ~
"Please, Almighty, stop refreshing every few seconds. It's driving me nuts." - Kagamine
"I've always wondered... Why does everyone want to kill me? Am I that annoying, Great One? Please tell me I'm not! Please!" - Kagamine
"A wandering stranger told me that I’m not as stupid as I look because that would be impossible." - Kagamine
"Saw a pack of nomad fanboys. I made sure to keep my distance from them." - Kagamine
"Why don't you have your own holy book, Great One? All the other gods have one. Please accept 26 coins and hire a holy ghost-writer."