should we only drink Bollinger at Christmas, or every day?

what makes you angry?

I hate Strictly Come Dancing. Crap program with an incompetent scoring system.

I have just been given a model Audi R8 to go with the real thing. Would it be too Chav to stick it on the dashboard? Would it?

Huzzah!

Scrambled egg, Quorn sausages, toast, grilled tomatoes, champagne and Green & Black's chocolate for breakfast.

Anyone who doesn't understand the significance of this...

everyone a happy and peaceful Christmas.

hello

Here, here! I really like this man.