John: Yo bitches are my hos. I'll pimp them out a double their worth. *at*

Never a dull moment here on the Meghan Express. If there's not something wrong with me, there's something wrong with someone else. Huh.

I'm feeling really shitty now. loool.

According to Plurk, I am 30 years old. Nbd.

Shut the fuck up, Plurkbuddy. I don't want to be your friend.