About to watch Tanging Ina w/ mom. Let's go wang wang

Can anyone please tell me how to handle girls who flirt? I'm srsly in a tight and fukinweird situation right now :0

Disaster movie is truly a disaster movie

Just discovered that my right cheek's about to give birth to two freakin zits! I demand abortion!

Our 2 female beagles are licking each other like lesbians. Very Disturbing. They're sisters by the way

About to watch Kris Aquino's Dalaw. Imma Film review this zitch for CJ

Now I can say that I have eaten Guacamole once in my life btw this bar's playing Taeyang's song

And I find myself drinking Mojitos wth my ate here in Agave. I likes

Mom's such a-LOLable for asking me to go to the mall just to buy coffee, creamer and talong. I just did.

Drinkin the coke kuya got me from their trip to Japan. lasang hapon