My "Piolo Pascual" pimple is the only zit that I din't wanna undergo abortion.

That moment when you suddenly listen to I Don't Care just to remind yourself.

"Waaaaw."- Miriam Quiambao.

Realized that Phil Younghusband totally sounds like David from David's Salon & that they both say "bringing out the best in you" lololol

Thanks for the awesome party last night mr. seatmatefirefox Happy Birthday!

Smart Bro is such a fucking slowpoke that I srsly wanna thundershock his motherfucking ass.

Apparently, the Biggest Loser would win 50k worth of services from Artista Salon #wowha #insane #areufuckingkiddingme

[14:37] Kung Fu Panda 2 wth the family and my "freshly-baked" sister

How's your Healthilicious HATdog aljurabrenica #ohwaitthataintright

I hope my absolutely nice friends would exert effort to text and greet me happy birthday by midnight #causethats… gladlyCast.com/ft2k