I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cak

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest

good morning

*goooood nighhhhtttttt!!*

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.-- Abraham Lincoln

"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you."

Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.

Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.