You can't help it, son.

Give me something.

my loins... they're on FIRE.

fuq u all kinikilig akooooooo. HAHAHAHA

Learn the difference between knowing yourself and acknowledging an identity.

ay isang booty call.

swv-weak Medyo ilang araw ko na kinakanta. Medyo relevant din? HAHAHA

I didn't expect that from you, but what you said made sense [and, okay, it was kind of cute].

must stop putting it off. As much trouble as it is to accomplish a greater evil is to be expected if I miss this bus.