I'm pretty sure I'd rape you once you take your shirt off, so NO

disconcerted for reasons that still elude him.

I love my friends. HAHAHAHAHA

I hope you've arrived safely.

Madalas talaga naiisip ko, "okay na ba kaya hitsura ko?"

Hay nako stressballs

Hoy! Oo, ikaw. Nais kong iparating sayo:

stress

Wala kang karapatang magsalita

you still make me want to stab you silly