that watermelon flavoured bubblegum tastes like vomit

tired and fucked up

must learn to love himself more

found a camou-print bib near the sofa area. would the owner of it please stand up

everybody look down! it's all in your mind!

getting closer and closer to mid life crisis. but would still like to thank everyone for the birthday wishes, treats and gifts. =)

needs to get well soon... wanna go drinking over the weekend

down with flu and sore throat

that all slimming centres should be cordoned off to prevent the spread of swine flu

needs to slim down quick