The Sweds have got your green soul saved: ping.fm/Y57r5

Best Buy to purchase Napster, as if you give a damn about Napster: ping.fm/lhFzf

Greenhouse gas scrubbers almost ready for worldwide production: ping.fm/wrojy

Yes that was me, naked, preforming ZZ Top's "La Grange" into a hot pocket on the kitchen floor. Don't judge.

Inserting genitals into a relationship is like sticking them anywhere else, gooey and often dangerous.

It's not that I don't learn from my mistakes, I'm just not done making them.

I never realized how much like Tycho from penny arcade I am...heh

I've been in situations where I could have fucked up the rotation but I choose to maintain, now that's my claim to fame.

Dark Flow, that's spooky: ping.fm/dl2VT

Fixing my grandma's computer 667 ram FTW!