Is..is this joying I'm feeling?: ping.fm/qS306

Michelle Allen Will Dress As A Cow, Pee On Your Porch And Give You The Best Mug Shot Ever: ping.fm/inZb6

Le français! Nous pleurer!: ping.fm/sqfbi

Steampunk headset? Rock out with your frock out!: ping.fm/7rbzO

Damn you plastic wrap! like some bastard forcefield around my peanut butter cookie!

Grandpa's havin' a baby!: ping.fm/8egA6

Maybe if I flick hard enough, never again will rogue ice cubes attempt to evade my wrath.

Why can't we beat the shit out of some children?: ping.fm/EHr6d

Elvis is in the airport: ping.fm/FZc7z

Cardboard Comfort, relax...on cardboard: ping.fm/EjZ28