watching "Some Like It Hot", does that make me queer?

Lots of sciency stuff, the gist is, stuff in your intestines makes you fat or skinny: ping.fm/Sd9D0

can't help dancin' to ring-back tones

Today's word of today today is: Teledildonics.

The most hilarious scientific paper I've read all year. Go to page 147, it talks about tits: ping.fm/10HJ3

How to say What The Fuck?! in the nicest way possible: "Dubyateef?!"

Doofus lives in cave, gets black iPod with white ear buds, gets mad: ping.fm/PFS0S

Fuck You Baltimore: ping.fm/tMFlO

Has a webcam now

The Monkey Waiter will seat you now: ping.fm/Twz1b