Red gets me hot, ladies: ping.fm/ztpcw

Read McCain junk or GTFO: ping.fm/NGmKX

Tom Cruise tells dick and pussy jokes, not so much of a douche?: ping.fm/Stwhh

Let's elect an old war hero and a bitch: ping.fm/Dv0Uf

We report, grudgingly: ping.fm/Q3wco

Unfucking believable: ping.fm/DZnHJ

Obama and McCain are 24 years and 340 days apart in age. This is the largest age disparity between the 2 major party presidential candidates

I cut a B in my face for Obama!: ping.fm/boKMK

From our buddy Joe McCain, John McCain's brother, "Fuck you!": ping.fm/7CeFI

There's nothing like a scientific paper on solid state quantum memory using the 31P nuclear spin to wake you up in the morning