New blog post: ping.fm/o8GPi

This election season, remember to vote for Hypnotoad...ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD

I'm just one man with a dream, that dream is to jerk off during a CT scan!

Ok so this isn't election crap, but Obama's dead gma already has 3500+ diggs on digg.com, whoa... : ping.fm/0o8Fg

Foxnews latest numbers say Obama 51.7 and McCain 44.2, this is my last election update until tomorrow.

Just updated my DevART page, check it out: ping.fm/I6mMk

They're putting Viagra in the pot now? What will they think of next, neat: ping.fm/3eAht

Latest info gives McCain a 2.8 percent chance at winning the election: ping.fm/iyXL8

Black people voting for the black guy? Say it ain't so!: ping.fm/CncVc

That's all I'm asking for, a few a:hover tags to spice things up around here, is that too much to ask for?