"If I'm Casanova, than you're a super nova" Translation: You must be some sort of Uber-slut.

The recession will last as long as you're being a twit: ping.fm/p68aZ

Global Warming is over bitches! Now get on my North Pole: ping.fm/tBMW4

Check out these crazy Tokyo watches!: ping.fm/5oDlm

DNN: More Narwhals Not Less You Fucking Canadians! dnn.tumblr.com/

Hey you GUISE! Westboro Baptist Church has a YOUTUBE!: ping.fm/fuMgp

I'm going to the Creed reunion show! Who's comin' with me!?

To my call centre bros in India, much love <3: ping.fm/2UhxM t

Today's word of the day today is: Stygian

I gleam a small amount of perverse joy from lying to you all: dnn.tumblr.com/