I'm from SEP in the PDX, outta the ORE, in the great US

A little self-masturbatory reading about Portland: ping.fm/J2224

New DNN: The Prospect Terrifies Me: Is Robotic Coitus Cheating?: dnn.tumblr.com/

New DNN "Cheeseburger Assault Lands Man In Jail" : dnn.tumblr.com/

We need more of these monkeys: ping.fm/373e4

Meet shmeat, that's fucking clever: ping.fm/kawa8

What's that old chestnut? Oh yes, 'dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians!'

I'm starting a slam-thrash folk band. Who's ready to tap their fucking toes off?!

Alright, I'll say it, I'd fuck Arianna Huffington.

It's a free country don't judge: ping.fm/aBk0Q