Ok Ill admit it I am a Carbon chauvinist. I don't trust Phosphorous and Ammonia, is that so wrong? get back to your side of the Kuiper belt!

Yea I could really go to for some Parshvatoddashta or Chumbitaka right about now.

New DNN: Santa's sleigh drawn by a bunch of bitches: ping.fm/gJmK1

Has no one thought of the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus in this snow storm? Oh man, the trees will be full of dead tentacles,i just know it

Pics of the mess outside: ping.fm/oruAW

My butt is ice cold.

Sans be-spectacled, much irreverent symbols spoons, knives and forks, this Norwegian heathen be stealin and scheming...

New DNN: Stop fighting! You’re ruining my universe!: ping.fm/TGWUX

New DNN: Debt Collector App Coming to Facebook!: dnn.tumblr.com/

Remember these words: ping.fm/GTMiK