Calm down, your fat ass means you're healthy!: ping.fm/A3T8R

There's probably no god. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life: ping.fm/89Tql

May i have my drawing of a spider back then?: ping.fm/TJECx

getting sick... stay away

A wise man once said, "Never tickle the naked girl used to serve your Sushi." An even wiser man said the just opposite.

Is it Peanut or Penis Gallery? That might be an important distinction.

I long for blue grass to be played on primetime TV again... maybe someday.

completely lost...

New DNN: Yogi Bear is screwed: ping.fm/BWF9K

Had to inform a lost soul that no you cannot consume the liquid inside an LCD.