I got your change and hope right here in my pants! Thor bless America.

pretty sure happiness is indeed a warm gun.

learning to love the bomb.

Self actualization, got to get me some of that...

Today is Blue Monday, the most depressing day ever: ping.fm/QTR9z

I just realized it, and I blame you America. You've voted into office every white guy, black guy buddy cop movie in the past 15 years.

Hey, what the fuck is this ranch for?: ping.fm/kzb4X

New DNN: I’m not saying this means we’re all fucked. But damnit, it means something: ping.fm/ybEu1

Speaking of inventors I would totally stick it to: ping.fm/pmi2i

What efficiency means to me: Taking a bong rip while on the john.