From now on, if i don't get my way, I'll simply state "But the terrorists will win!"

I've accomplished something tonight: ping.fm/XizgI

Remember when "cybering" was the big thing on the internet? Well, I'm totally touching your boob right now.

Feel my wrath bitches! this will be stuck in your head for all time! MUHAHA: ping.fm/vIM8P

Hackers are attacking CERN and the LHC: ping.fm/LJRSF

If we are not naked in a hottub grinding and gettin high then the terrorists win!

Well folks, the LHC is online and we aren't dead! check the feed! ping.fm/xlo2f

My new ring tone needs to be Zapp Brannigan yelling "EROTIC!"

Bored. B0r3d. BORED.

Thinking of going shooting, anyone wanna come with? Downtown Portland...